9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 22, 2017
Transcript:
Woman: I have decided we can proceed with the wedding. Man: I was under the impression you wanted to scuttle it by hook or crook. Woman: My mind has changed. Huey is very happy with this xiulan girl. very very happy. Man:...and very often. Woman: And I want him to be married before he becomes noticeably happier. Man: Onward and upward. Woman:....don't be vulgar.