9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for May 07, 2024

And then sell the song on eBay

I’d give $30 just for an easy to remember password..

A very long song that by the time you learn it, all your passwords will have changed.

Yeah, you paid $30 to have the guy put the passwords into a song and then pay him another $3,000 not to tell the passwords to anyone else.

Recalling how often the words are unintelligible in the sound track.

No, thank you.

What do you do if you can’t carry a tune?

Been reading about this new thing called “Passkey”. It is supposed to eliminate the need for passwords, and use biometric info instead. For now, it’s supposed to be more secure, unless someone really wants your eyes or fingerprints.

No need, I already have my own catchy jingle to remember it by. Wanna hear?

P-A-S-S-W-O-R-Dpassword! password!P-A-S-S-W-O-R-Dpassword! password!

Don’t you love the chorus?

The song works as a cheer too.

“One-two-three and Four-o! La la la la la."