Acme investments will make money from armageddon, just like gold sellers make money by selling you gold.
Could just be a rapturous good time by all…
Buy stock in weapons manufacturers.
Never let a crisis go to waste
If Armageddon happens, you won’t need to profit. It won’t do you any good anyway.
Rapture insurance for your home and pets.
“Prepare for the future! Invest in Vault-Tec now!”
“Registration ends soon!”
I hope this was inspired by “Fallout!”
It’s guaranteed to be well attended.
The dude from FL Premium Member 5 months ago
Acme investments will make money from armageddon, just like gold sellers make money by selling you gold.
Pickled Pete 5 months ago
Could just be a rapturous good time by all…
uniquename 5 months ago
Buy stock in weapons manufacturers.
Spacetech 5 months ago
Never let a crisis go to waste
Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago
If Armageddon happens, you won’t need to profit. It won’t do you any good anyway.
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
Rapture insurance for your home and pets.
bluecat 5 months ago
“Prepare for the future! Invest in Vault-Tec now!”
mistercatworks 5 months ago
“Registration ends soon!”
chemguy 5 months ago
I hope this was inspired by “Fallout!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago
It’s guaranteed to be well attended.