Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 01, 2009

Brother, do I know that.

Yeah, neither safe nor sane.

if you want fireworks, tell your mom that dad hasn’t finished cleaning the basement

Boy, the kids have really grown suddenly.

Oh, c’mon! Fireworks are a BIG part of the 4th of July celebration! You can’t protect everybody from themselves!! Let the Darwin rule runs it’s course! BTW, ANYONE who let’s a child play with fireworks unsupervised is a MORON!

I like bedroom fireworks the best.

Here in our city they even ban Safe & Sane fireworks??????

Is there any such thing?

Fireworks? Leave the toilet seat up. Walk into the house with muddy shoes. Don’t clean your room. Just a couple suggestions for fireworks.

In Oakland, Ca. yesterday, police arrested a man and his grown son and seized ONE TON of illegal fireworks from the home, and also mortar launchers and several weapons. You can REALLY have a bang-up 4th with a mortar launcher, I guess. I know MY parents never let ME have a mortar launcher for July 4th.

As long as you have the laptop, why not download a nice fireworks screen saver?

I’m already hearing fireworks going off around my neighborhood. Loud obnoxious ones. When I was a kid, we had the sparklers and the little things that kind of burned and fizzed and were pretty harmless. I just don’t like loud sudden explosions - go figure :)