Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 10, 2009

that’s a bit on in years for a mid-life crisis. could almost be Hugh Hefner.

That was my grandfather’s secret.

He lived to be 100.

The old dude had more girlfriends than I did.

Where can I buy one of her? Do I need a prescription or do they sell them over-the-counter?

D-i-c-e-R, I think they sell those under the counter!

Yeah but you need a lot of money to afford one of those.

Would an HMO kick in?

Yeah but at Adam’s age the wife would have to be dead before she’d agree to it.

and if she KNEW or found out about it, ADAM would be dead!

As far as ‘buying’ one of those, that would make it illegal (in most states) - but it’s perfectly LEGAL if she gives it away (as George Carlin once noted!)

What’s in the bottle? (Like I need to ask)

My HMO doesn’t cover Viagra

hmo ?

this is one of my last comments for a wile i am going camping

i think ladies of the evening have standards adam, and you don’t fit them

comicgirl1000 said,

hmo ?

health maintenance organization

Viagra worth every last dime. If I could find a young girl like that.

I like how the old dude’s eyebrows perked up when his sweetie arrived.

We don’t never need no stinkin’ viergra nohow - just the sound of more than one hand clapping would be nice, now & again, & again, & again, & again, & again…..

I sorta look like that older guy. I’m invisible to women under 50.

So am I.

Well, you get to a certain age and all you have left is money - you can leave it to your kids or you can spend it on “Kids”. Come to think of it, let my kids earn their OWN money.