Transcript:
Adam; Can I ask you a question? Store Clerk; You just did. Adam; What? Store Clerk; Uh... What's your question? Adam; It's about this 1% cottage cheese. Store Clerk; Yes? Adam; What's the other 99%? Store Clerk; I've got to sell some of my poems.
adubman about 12 years ago
The disenfranchised cottage cheese, of course!! OccuCheese RISE UP!!!!
pcolli about 12 years ago
Don’t ask….just be happy to know that it’s organic.
comedy Premium Member about 12 years ago
carbs and toxic chemicals
James Hopkins about 12 years ago
Come on Adam, there’s an ingredients list on the side. Stop torturing the grocery staff!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 12 years ago
well, he might sell a few of those poems if he didn’t start them out with “there once was a sailor from Nantucket,who………..”
alan.gurka about 12 years ago
The other 99% is water.
Habogee about 12 years ago
I thought organic meant derived from living organisms.The cottage cheese isn’t made from gravel!
People sure seem to screw the language up.
gosfreikempe about 12 years ago
And they’re back in favour, too. In the food and textile industries, cocnineal bugs were used for red dyes. Then some nice, clean chemicals were found that could do the job cheaper. But the early red dyes were toxic, and the current crop of red dyes are considered carcinogenic. Now they’re going back to nontoxic & organic cochineal bugs…
pcolli about 12 years ago
Yes, I went out with one once.
K M about 12 years ago
Occupy Cooler! (Hey, that’s what we should do with ’em!)