Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 29, 2013
December 28, 2013
December 30, 2013
Transcript:
Adam: Is this thing on? I think i'll stick my head in that new bagel shop today. Clayton: Why not your whole body? Adam: Gee, hardy har. That one never gets old. Clayton: Like the one when I say I got my hair cut and you say, "All of them?" Katy: Or when I ask if it's wednesday and you say, "All day." Laura: Or when I say I'm going to jump in the shower and you say, "I'd just step in if I were you." Clayton: Or when I ask what you're up to and you say, "About 5'11"." Adam: I need some new material. Katy: Why? You making a dress?
Allen Rymer almost 11 years ago
What’s is sad is when one starts to say things (without thinking about it) that one heard from the parents 30 years ago. Now that’s old material and probably predates Henny Youngman….
g55rumpy almost 11 years ago
what a revolting development this is
cdward almost 11 years ago
Oh man, he took all my material!
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
Ahhh, the family life. I always like ’I’m going to RUN to the store’.
MotherOfMoses almost 11 years ago
When he said he’ll stick his head in the bagel shop, I’d answer: ‘make sure you use a good glue’.
scyphi26 almost 11 years ago
This sounds like my family.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 11 years ago
hahaha … it’s the old stuff that works the best!
biz.gocomics almost 11 years ago
Or my answer to the question ""May I join you?"
“Why, am I falling apart?”
Dribbler46 almost 11 years ago
Everybody’s a comic!
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
my dad is the same way. AND HE still thinks he’s being funny. Of course, he’s 76, so one day, I know I’ll actually miss the stale humor.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
Friend: “I need to shower, badly.”Me: “Actually, I suggest you do a good job of showering.”
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
They’ve heard it before.
mafastore almost 11 years ago
My dad was a real raconteur with jokes of this ilk and better ones. He died almost 25 years ago. His grandchildren and my other nieces have heard the jokes and still laugh at them as they make annoyed noises.
LOWRIDER84 almost 11 years ago
If she told me she was going to jump in the shower, I would ask her to let me get in first and I would “catch” her.Yummy!