Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 13, 2019

Ooh! Blood cookies. What’re they?

He’s more and more revolting!

He can’t be reasoned with, and he’s skipped his meds.!!

It’s windmill, shortbread, crunchy chocolate chip or nothing!

I’ve never heard of Oatmeal Scotchies, but they sound yummy. Yes, I can be bought.

The only logical explanation, if there is one, is that he is doing research for an article or book.

(I was going to throw in a comment about branching out, or getting board, then I thought it best to just leaf it alone. Those have probably already been mentioned anyway.)

Come on dear, the paramedics are here now and they’re just going to give you something to help calm you down while we slip this white coat with straps on you.

…and they brought coffee to go ‘with’. He will now capitulate.

Birch, birch, birch.

i’d go to the door and say ‘committee if you want it down that bad, do it yourselves.’

Who ate all the Pecan Sandies?

“They may take away our trees, but they’ll never take our Scotchies!”

I don’t think I would cave in for oatmeal scotchies either. Now rumballs.

Personally I think the neighborhood committee is using the wrong tactic. Bring over some smores and say “now where can we cook these”.

Blood cookies? Okay. Well, maybe just one.

Uh, Adam? If you start fighting with the Neighborhood Committee, you WILL end up in handcuffs on an episode of “Cops”. Or “Live PD”, as the case may be.