Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 29, 2021

Just let someone try to disarm her. They don’t know who they’re dealing with!

Agnes is nothing if not imaginative and resourceful!

got to get me some twinkle socks…

Where do you keep your pencils, Agnes?

Well Trout, we can’t expect the dumpster to provide everything.

Agnes with the lead pipe in the… saloon?

I got a holster for my box cutter at work

Took a while to get used to it but I’m a pretty quick draw now

Those boxes don’t know what hit them

Gunfight at the O.K. Dumpster.

Showdown at the OK trailer park…

Like a rhinestone cowgirl…

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

I aim with my eye.

I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.

I kill with my heart.