Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 14, 2023

we all do, Trout. Specially when they preach democracy.

Trouts mom has a business called “Two girls getting hammered”

Apparently it makes enough to pay the rent

getting close to ripping off “Good Bones”. Company is two chicks and a hammer

This reminds me of the old song, “If I Had a Hammer”.

Two girls one hammer.

Two nonbinary’s and a pronoun.

That song, If I Had a Hammer by Peter, Paul & Mary… made hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Agnes and Trout might be able to repeat that with a good agent and a better lawyer.

When Ag discovers crowdsourcing she will be hard to stop.

Customers are sort of an afterthought.

What could go wrong?

If she thinks Granny will give her financing, she’d better think again

Im glad its not a cup!

So you need a small business loan? Actually it is a micro loan. It is possible you can find someone who will lend or give you a hammer and you can reduce your capital outlay. It might help if you had some sort of a business plan involving what the two of you intend to do with the hammer which will bring in money.

(And remember that extortion does not work out well.)

Construction crew?

Musical group?

Paid assassins?

after she gets the loan, agnes will shout “nailed it!” and trout will sigh “we’re screwed”…

A local homeless woman took a hammer from the hardware department at Walmart and put it to good use in the liquor aisle while downing as much bourbon as she could. She must of broken every bottle before the cops finally arrived 20 minutes later. If these two don’t get some help soon, I can totally see them ending up in the same situation.