Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 19, 2025

and they dream of ruining my car with their poop of course (well, more of a reality show actually)

Birds dream of getting to the bird feeder before the squirrels do.

Trout is graphically specific.

Personally, I think they dream of being able to poop SO much, they could nail every car in a funeral procession.

Gesundheit.

Thanks Trout—THERE’S a visual I could do without!

Birds dream of free taxis everywhere.