Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 09, 2010

Maybe both are true.

I’m gonna go with “it’s got a very sarcastic owner,” Andy.

Re: Bikini Gone and soon to be forgotten.

Yeah, some idiot trying to be funny.

it’s not an ‘it’ , it’s a he or she

Even when Andy has a bad day, he never loses his sense of humor.

Take a lesson Flo!

perhaps the horse is running so fast, it’s going back in time a second or two at a time and therefore appears to be running slowly

Who won the race… a horse named ” Slow Mover ”

Andy, are you sure it wasn’t “steed of plight”?

Andy must be mistaken about the “Speed of Light”.

According to Wikipedia: ‘The speed of light (usually denoted c) is a physical constant. It is the fastest speed at which energy or information can travel, and is only attained by massless particles and waves such as electromagnetic radiation (e.g. radio waves, visible light, or gamma rays) in vacuum, where there are no atoms, molecules or other types of matter that can slow it down.’

Hence, ‘Speed of Light’, the horse, needs to race in a vacuum, or it will not win a race.

Andy’s horse lost to another horse named “Nothing”, because (wait fir it)… “Nothing” goes faster that the “Speed of Light”; Reg Smythe was giving a physics lesson. Albert would be so proud!

Didn’t do so well, eh?!

I l ove sarcasm.

Speed of Light slipped on Snail’s slime trail….