Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 21, 2011

With nothing to retire from, that’s the best we can expect.

Then he’d make a list of charities he didn’t intend to give to.

He would cry in your beer because He don´t have a job to quit.

He’d ask Flo for cab fare to cash his check.

Andy is going to make his bar keep happy.

Andy comes home and tells Flo pack your bags I just won 7 million in the lottery. Flo said Great do I pack winter for a ski trip or swim ware for the tropics…Andy tells her just pack and leave…

Andy would tell Flo you’re going to Rome. She’d say, Rome as in Italy?, and Andy would say, Roam the praire.

You don’t need to make a list; they’ll be in touch with you before you could start one.

Right after he makes things right with his bookie.

Andy will probably buy a big pool table, A dartboard and loads and loads of beer.. It would be bliss for Flo because Andy would not have to keep asking her for a loan night after night.

LOL xxx

My dear old late dude Honey used to play the lotto and I asked him one day, “If you win will you still like me?” he said, “Heck yeah I’ll write ya.”

He’s too busy spending money on beer to even have a lottery ticket to win with!