Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 02, 2013

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    The quay workers should have barricades. (Happy b-day to moi.)

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    Harry Grapjas  over 11 years ago

    @afficionadoDanielle is my former secretary (since we circulate our secretaries as part of their career development she no longer is). For years she and her husband wanted to get pregnant but things didn’t turn out so easy. But end of last year (after lots of hospital visits, let me not go into details) she told me she is expecting a baby boy in July. I am so happy for her.

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Thankfully, he doesn’t drive.

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    Harry Grapjas  over 11 years ago

    @afficionadoYou beat me there:Happily married for 36 years and one wonderful son, no grandchildren (yet).

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    I had something roughly exactly [a spill blamed on mi] Todai! . . .is it a coincidence the first two words to describe “My Friend” are “self-centered” and “inconsiderate”? an unrepentant Fight-picker, too.I’m not saying that about Andy tho jes thinkin’ It.Speaking of blame and fighting; :

    Florrie knowa how the blame Game is played: . . . .this is also proof that She takes a lickin’, and likes it.

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    . . Full Size So natural for Andy to swim with His liabilities.

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    calvinandsnoopyfeild2301  over 11 years ago

    I love fries

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    tmt  over 11 years ago

    @templo SUD: Happy birthday!

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    KEA  over 11 years ago

    If he was in the US there would be a disclaimer sign: Warning. Water is wet.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 11 years ago

    Andy is just lucky that the canals aren’t “wider than a mile” !

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    14Aug1957

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Sadly many Parts. “If the Cable cars were in L.A. They’d need Seatbelts”  © slo1989

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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    Gweedo Says:

    Saturday night at the movies

    Chalkie who does he think I is j said, about 22 Pcolli funny munnys ago

    @Linda Dean

    “Much thanks to Linda “Granny” Dean for doing the carrier signal in spite of her current circumstances with Big Medical.”Hey that’s plagiarism, Bub. never fail to get a ‘kick’ out of the “messages in a Bottle” concept.

    Should I try Platoism ?The message said: Always cadge more beer !

    Nice pically pic ya got there. howz ‘bout throwin a link for the rest ?..Number Three said, a buncha stuff ago….etc….

    I like the puns too, but just wanted to throw in a slam, like Rat always does in that last panel. Sounds like you got quite the pumper there !  Just don’t give up all yer juice; falling on the walk outside could make a big owie. Ron still hasn’t called and Ken is incognito. Aunt Eileen called today. she is still recovering from her fall on the pavement a week or so ago. Said she found bruises she didn’t know she had. No bones were broke and no hurt or stresses on her backside.

    I goofed !  Alley’s friends hadn’t been ejected yet, just the bad guy teasing them by going for the button and veering off right before pressing it. Alley is back in the ship and slams Torka as he is going to press it for real. A donnybrook has broke out and T. is getting the worse for wear after getting a blow to alley’s groin. Hafta wait til tomorrow to see Larry tease us some more with this protracted action. I bin bizzy all day and then took Joe over to Lafayette to see Hippy Buckaroos earlier, 5-7 PM. Barb’s 85 year old mom and niece were there and a lady, who I presume is her sister. We got there a bit late as I had a late supper. .Today’s (Saturday) Capp*- – - – Okay.

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    “Just imagine if that worthless bum drowned in the canal!You could post that old cartoon of Flo relaxing on the sofa smoking a ciggie.Boggles the imagination!”

    eldo BE that Imaginator Susan!

    . . .i just boggled onto-It from a differen’ wrangle.
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    Sandfan  over 11 years ago

    As Six pointed out, there is no humor is today’s strip. So, submitted for your consideration, a joke I heard recently:

    A very respectable lady walked into a pharmacy and said to the pharmacist, “I’d like some cyanide, please”.The pharmacist asked, “Whatever do you need cyanide for?” “To poison my husband”, she answered.“Are you crazy? If I gave you the cyanide I’d lose my license and we’d both go to jail!”, exclaimed the pharmacist.The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture which she showed to the pharmacist. The picture was of her husband and the pharmacist’s wife in bed together.The pharmacist looked at her and said, “Oh, I didn’t realize you had a prescription”.

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Nahhhh, Andy…. YOUR FAULT!Jack is just doing his job… Something which you’ll never understand.xxx

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Pics via pcolli

    Click the Pics

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    loves raising duncan  over 11 years ago

    Right Andy, and I supposed he forced those drinks down your throat!

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    @Gweedo Murray

    Sorry to hear about Eileen’s fall… I am glad she’s all right now.

    Hope she is taking things easy.

    Thank you for the ‘Alley Oop’ updates. The storyline sounds cool. I’m not a reader of the strip but I have come across it.It’s nice that Barb’s Mum and niece and sister showed up to watch her perform.

    By the way… I had to look up ‘donnybrook’ and ‘incognito’ as

    I’ve never heard of those words before.

    LOL… I’m not very bright am I?

    I hope you’re having a great Sunday

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    GERMANIC LIETOADIE [might swim with this fragment later]

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    pawpawbear  over 11 years ago

    @pcolli

    Those are some really nice pics. I found out today that a couple of my facebook friends(who are a couple) just got back from a three week cruise. Already bugging them for pics.

    Affy, I’m not sure, I’ll have to check, but I think they were on Malta. I’ll check.

    Hey everyone. Hope everyone has had a pleasant Sunday.

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    BronyInk  over 11 years ago

    That’s a good way to never get a drink again, Andy.

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    Linda Solomon  over 11 years ago

    Boulder Man says:Sunday…. funny car…… Niagara !!!

    Okay, so the A.C. wasn’t so cool, but the panels were all useful today.

    @Number Three

    Just what are they teaching at school these days ?!I can see not knowing “donnybrook”, but incognito ?/?…Anyway, you wont see this particular story if you go to the Alley Oop strip since he emails us the daily pieces… daily. Barbara Jo seemed to do her performance the same as always. I could see by looking at her and her clan that she is a standout character (black sheep?). She had a pink straw looking cowboy hat on for this one; different than her usual cowboy style hat. Bob did some good Dobro licks and Todd had both bass guitars on tap; a big ol’ bass fiddle and one that resembles an acoustic guitar. He needs a subwoofer. The low notes sounded muddy and overdriven. Paul, on lead acoustic and the over the neck harmonica was as good as ever.

    It’s enough that Auntie is on dialysis and where food has become a more tricky proposition that she has to have that happen. She was a little vague explaining it, but she and her family were approaching the store and she didn’t get her foot up when approaching the concrete riser (curb?) and so on…. She said she wasn’t light headed or any of that, just wasn’t paying best attention.We’re all not bright in some area or another.Only the art museum in Buffalo, NY is “Albright” ! Sunday is good, hope yours is too. .Thanks for pcolli’s pics, Chalkster.

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    @ The Soul Qwee-dough “want da Phone Range” MurrayMy pleasure; nothing compare to what Granny’s doing [BTW IV for pain? wha-wha- what?!?]. Granny Wilda’s cur of a last Husband sentenced Himself to dialysis 3 dais/week and would STILL not give-up the Bottle. Died [not the result of a crash] Driving en-route to a session. Nice legacy.

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