Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 14, 2014

And those suits to which the tailor was referring look like something Chalkie would wear. (Methinks Andy is a small… and an annoying, druken bum.)

Better make sure that (small) suit is wash n wear, seeing as it will be in the canal a lot.

C,mon Flo, “A small annoying drunken bum”

Does anybody remember the old “Shut-ups” feature in “Cracked” magazine? For some reason, today’s strip reminded me of those. (And I can never read a “menswear” sign without hearing the voice of Mister Humphries from “Are You Being Served” answering the phone and saying “Menswear” in a voice that can’t be described, it must be experienced!)

Do they come in “scrawny?”

A small man who is large when it comes to being an annoying, drunken bum.

I love how Flo jumped straight to it!

xxx

Gweedo – there’s been a gross miscalculation ! – Murray said, about 18 hours agoInsert the “i” under cover of dark. Police might not take a keen view on ‘defacing’ other people’s property. The owners certainly wouldn’t !_________________________________________________I see. Things are always going past me!-Every time I see a “TO LET” sign, I always imagine the letter ‘I’ being in there and I’m surprised that nobody has added that letter yet because there are plenty of idiots about and that’s the sort of thing they do.-Happy “Finally” Friday.-I hope you have been well.

Actually, my gf does wear Hello Kitty underwear, which completely baffles me. She also wears pajamas with frogs on them. (Then again, some things she wears are quite……..interesting!)

OMG…I am never gonna get caught up…feeling a bit stronger since I have help and dont have to do diddly squat…lol….have missed all of you and so happy to see the community spirit here. Gosh, I feel an avatar change coming on….Have a great weekend all!