Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 30, 2014

Andy is my man!

Alcohol IS quite flammable……….Speaking of music (which nobody was, but more than a few Cappers do), the three surviving members of the Monkees will be in town next Wednesday. I’m kicking around the idea of going even though the ticket prices seem kind of steep. (If an old golfer’s goal is to shoot his age, is that of old singers to “ticket price” their age? Tony Bennet was in town recently, even older (yet in fine fettle, from the review), but I think his prices were lower……….._

Loved your family photo album!

@ Eldo

Hi Bev!

Better safe than sorry.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 14 hours ago

Well, we wooden wanna see you lose your baby-butt smooth complexion, now wood we ? -An overstatement on accordions. I think they’re okay. Weird Al thinks they’re Great ! and I like stuff that he makes.-Any movie that a horse pounds the ground to signify a numerical quantity !-I don’t think so, but this is the kind that Roscoe is.-Glad you like the family pics. Neat thing is … when they’re on the computer you get them at a larger size than the originals and sometimes you can see that the camera picked up more than what you thought it would. -I’ll be flipping out until you get back ! __________________________________________________

I didn’t used to have a smooth complexion. I’ve suffered with acne all through my teenage years. It’s easing off now though and my skin is a lot smoother now after using those face washes which my neighbour got me from Avon.-Accordions look cool. A mini keyboard on one side and lots of little buttons on the other side-Wow I’ve never seen that type of dog before. -All of those photos are wonderful. I like the one of your Mum as a little girl on the piano and Aunt Linda’s graduation pic. I don’t think that grumpy baby liked the camera. He was probably woken up from his nap and feeling grizzly.-Photos always look better and more detailed on the computer. I know that my photos have done some damage to your screen which I can’t apologise enough for. LOL.-Happy Finally Friday!

@Wet.I wondered if there was such a thing as a Swiss Army dildo.

Schnauzers come in various sizes and I’m thinking of taking them to court for copying my facial features.

I didn’t mention Epstein, as he seemed irrelevant to the thread……. we all have daemons, as I’m sure you have..“Never could be any other”.

I love Chinese Algae Eaters, but fair warning. They will eat other fish. I had one eat half the tail of a loach, leaving a terrified and alive fish.