Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 11, 2015

How can Andy even afford a lawyer?

Has the world grown so pathetic?

I think it’s time to close down this bar as a public nusance….

The lawyer suggested putting his on Andy’s tab.

You guys must not watch COPS every low life has there own lawyer Drug dealers, 7-11 robbers, ever kid in the housing projects have there own lawyer cause that’s what they tell the police

Andy could hire the lawyer from “Non Sequitur”, who recently became a vegetarian and is probably in a mean mood thereby………The art has action today, which is nice to see. I wish we could see it more often.

Don’t we call them ‘Solicitors’ in Britain?

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 22 hours ago

The weather you describe is but one of the normal conditions I encounter here.-The snow on the ground is what came from before I got home.-Even though I hadn’t mentioned her, she was very in attendance. I slept on the living room couch and sometimes when I got up in the night she made sure to be between me and repose on my way back from the lavatory in order to get some attention. -Well, not from the mud, but from having constantly wet feet. Those “horse shoes” need to be horse boots to keep their tootsies dry ….. smartass ! Years back, when I first got to town, I stayed at “hostel youth” and one of the workers had ‘lazy eye’. She was not happy when a fella and I came back after a Friday evening of beering and had brought in some brew that hadn’t been opened. Damn near got thrown out ! -I try not to post much on songs and such as we seem to have a lot of that going on now and I barely watch them as time is not so generous. I DID watch that western “Prisoner” one where they want him to be Sheriff though. Enjoyed it !!-I’m kinda stoopid and so you’ll hafta come here and rap me on the head when I reach for the good specs when looking at yer luvly(?) visage when next it appears. -I feel that domestic rabbits is “shootin’ ducks in a barrel”. Getting on with wild ones is a real challenge. Still, did the bunnies allow you to handle them ?-The horses are out in all that weather here too and we get minus temps. All the way down to minus 12 below the freezing point here while I was away. Minus 24.4 C. to you guys.-May Sunday NOT be sunny for you !__________________________________________________

Oh…Well that’s OK then.-I think cats and dogs are equal in wanting attention. A border collie named Kathy jumped up at me after I was stroking her. I think dogs only jump up at people they like.-Hahahahaha! Horses wearing boots. Whatever next? They would no longer make that ‘clip clop’ sound though.-What are you like? Loved your story! The last time I had alcohol was in May 2013. It was mixed with lemonade and I didn’t really enjoy it so I only had the one.-Are you talking about The Prisoner episode “Living in Harmony”? I’m watching that next! The lady in that episode is called Kathy as well. I’ve seen it 5 times before. I don’t watch a Prisoner episode every day. Don’t get the impression that I forget what happens in the episodes. The Prisoner has some scenes which are impossible to forget.-Oh come on, Gweedo. You’re not stupid in the least….. I don’t think I’ll be putting a photo of me on for a long time yet. Happy?-I didn’t get to hold the rabbit. She remained in her hutch. -A very peaceful but Happy Sunday to you!

Another “Freedom of Speech” comment:-What’s everyone having for their dinner? I’m having chicken fajita pizza. Yum!

There’s a local attorney that advertises….admit nothing…deny everything…refuse any and all tests…call me!!!I wonder what would happen if a drunk driver (that he loves to defend) plows into him or his family….I’m ashamed to admit…I’d laugh!!!

Good afternoon Cappers! I hope you are all well here!