Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 24, 2017

Bingo, Andy.

Just until the opening whistle. Then Andy will play like he always does.

Aye sure and we ALL know what that means Coach,it’s really Not a match atall! WHY? Are the gasworks lads a bunch of Marshmallows?

I believe another thing about friendlies is that no penalty cards are issued, so to expect Andy to forgo kicking and punching would be like expecting a hungry lion to ignore a crippled zebra.

they’re bringing beer?

Am I the only one seeing two Andy Capp’s on the field of play (because I’m extremely bored)…?

If there is no kicking or punching then Andy doesn’t want to play.

Haha.

xxx

Saw two rabbits while out walking yesterday.

I doubt Andy even knows the meaning of “friendly game.”