Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 31, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    getting intoxicated five hours before the game… super

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    Vizungu  over 6 years ago

    How many ‘beers’ can one normally take in five hours…?

    (And how many is a few…?)

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    Troglodyte  over 6 years ago

    Flo, ’aven’t you heard, “Well begun is half done!” But with this king of beginning, Andy may well be fully “done” before the match even begins!

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    OK – Quite a few.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    Then there is enough time.

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    banjinshiju  over 6 years ago

    A few KEGS of beer.

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    KenMcclelland  over 6 years ago

    flo yer know i’ve got to fly before a match .

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    And he probably won’t get home until 3 in the morning!

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    My former work colleagues are having a night out tonight. Well, it started at 5pm. I was told about it when I popped in there sometime in late March or early April but I never got told where it was being held so I’m guessing it was either an oversight or I’m not invited anymore. I have never heard any more about it until today.

    Before anybody says, I KNOW that I don’t work there anymore so why would I be invited? But I can’t help taking it a little personally. Especially when they said I could come. My self esteem is not the highest to start with.

    It’s been quite a hot day today and I was glad to get home and lie next to the fan so I don’t think I would feel like going out again anyway.

    I know I’m being silly and it was more likely to be an oversight that they didn’t tell me where it was being held but I still can’t help feeling a little left out of things.

    Actually, just ignore this comment. I’ll get over it.

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    Robert Gillespie  over 6 years ago

    Sounds about right! Except me and my boys golf before the big game. Need about the same amount of time.

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    JanBic Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Better late than never!(Yeah, I know he is early)

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    tad1  over 6 years ago

    I guess Andy wants to get so wasted that he can’t see how horribly his team is playing.

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