Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 16, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    Not that truth, Andy!

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    AFFICIONADO  about 4 years ago

    @Linguist Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is quoting an inconvenient truth just like the immortal bard said “first kill all layers” ’ but that won’t save Andy from some time in the slammer :o) my avatar is a photo of me in multi layer clothes like I’ll be wearing soon because it has started to get colder earlier this year , come avete passato il vostro giorno mio meno vecchio di me amico? today is our friend bev’s wedding anniversary , our day should be busy but calm I hope , keep safe and a bientot pal

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Makes me think of a parable (Matthew 7:5) — Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

    There is a reason that the Sword of Justice is a straight sword with two edges. The Truth can and will cut both ways/sides with equal ease.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I wonder what the judges wore before they took up the fancy 18th or 17th century wigs and robes?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    If he’s asked what truth he can share about himself, Andy will say, ‘I need a drink!’

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    TMI,Andy, TMI !

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    pcolli  about 4 years ago

    The gavel isn’t used.

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    Calvinist1966  about 4 years ago

    Andy is being very honest (and foolish) in telling the court that his own defence lawyer is a crook. In being equally honest about the judge, he’s making his bad situation much worse. He either doesn’t realize this or doesn’t care. Perhaps his mother-in-law is staying with him and Flo so he prefers a spell in jail.

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    bobwigg761  about 4 years ago

    I had to look it up, as I never knew Andy’s spelling of the word “defence” is correct:https://www.grammarly.com/blog/defence-defense/

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    Ralph Newbill  about 4 years ago

    Next time be more specific!

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    Dkram  about 4 years ago

    Andy should get rid of this lawyer and hire Horace Rumpole.

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    beachcabbie  about 4 years ago

    Do you Americanize the dialog for U.S. consumption? I don’t believe there are ‘lawyers’ in British courts.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 years ago

    Drunk judge, eh? Hmmm… you can use that, Andy. THINK, man, THINK.

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    AFFICIONADO  about 4 years ago

    @Number Three If you stop commenting on this site I am going to sulk

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    cubswin2016  about 4 years ago

    He should have specified which truth he wanted.

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    “The Truth? You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!”

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Um, the truth to the questions asked.

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    Buckeye67  about 4 years ago

    Flattering the judge will get him nowhere.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    No, no, no, Andy! It’s hold the truth, and everything but the truth!

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    tad1  about 4 years ago

    Andy isn’t afraid to tell the truth, as long as it’s about someone else.

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