Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 26, 2021

How could Andy ever forget?

Even I wouldn’t throw a snowball at the law.

Incoming!!

@Linguist Today’s double strip IS funny, in the first strip the snowball thrown at the copper looks suspiciously by whom it was thrown and in the second our HERO Mr Andrew Capp being would make a bad Santa because he’s always falling in the canal , my avatar is a spoof of a cross eyed dentist unable to thread a needle , no wonder I was scared of the dentist when I had teeth :o) come passerai la vostra Domenicha mio meno vecchio amicho ? our boxing day Sunday should be calm , no early morning drive , no shopping to do or errands to run , we are both in a good mood but we are staying inside the house and keep hydrated till 9.30 when we will wath our Archbishop celebrate the Holy Mass on television keep safe and a bientot pal

Great cohesion between the two stripper today! Andy couldn’t be Santa because he never be Santa, but his red nose qualifies him to be Rudolph! (The canal… ha ha)

Happy Boxing Day to those across the Pond.

Now—put up yer dukes!!

Ahhhh… the squeals of delight when a child finds a rusty shopping cart under the tree on Christmas morning.

Even though Mr Capp is in the Rose and Crown having a pint with Chalky, I bet he gets pinched for pitching a snowball at the bobby.

At least reindeer can swim….

I’m with Stan.

Andy played Santa? What fool came up with that idea? Snookered Elf Santa.

Happy Boxing Day!

Noter that Andy has drunk more of his pint than Chalkie. Practice makes perfect.

Would you trust this man to play Santa Claus?? More likely, Sandy Claws!

Good artwork in today’s double-header. I like the Bobby-about-to-be-beaned with a snowball in the first panel – subtle but funny.

I think Stan has a plan, to see how many charitable chaps will buy Santa a pint.

Andy as Santa Claus? Well, at least they can’t be accused of typecasting. (By the way, whoever’s throwing the snowball at that Bobby has got a LOT of nerve!)

https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2021/12/26

Joined the A.C. Facebook group awhile ago and ran across this little gem. 

You sit upon the toilet, 

With everything prepared,

 

You’re feeling quite excited but

 

A little bloody scared!

 

That huge amount of Christmas nosh

 

Has turned into a log,

 

And now the fateful time has come,

 

To flush it down the bog!..

 

But first you must expel the beast

 

And so you start to strain,

 

You bite down on a piece of wood

 

To take away the pain.

 

But oh my god, it’s bloody huge

 

It’s like you’re giving birth!

 

You sweat and push and swear and shake

 

And strain for all you’re worth.

 

And then that magic moment comes,

 

That fills your soul with cheer,

 

A turd the size of King kong’s arm

 

Emerges from your rear.

 

And like a bomb it hits the pan

 

Thus lightening your mood,

 

And making room inside your guts

 

For lots more Christmas food!

 

Have a great Christmas!!..