Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 01, 2022

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp being anti-social costing him pints of beer is priceless :o) , my avatar is a spoof about some men think they look as handsome as Brad Pitt when actually they look as goofy as Mr Bean , when I look in a mirror I am surprised to see a 77 year old man looking at me , how was your day? our day should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run , just stay inside the house because it’s freezing outside and keep hydrated take care and hanks for caring young Lady.When is your next donation of life saving blood due?

Poor Andy, sometimes you can’t win for losing!

You snooze you lose, Andy.

How many of those tokens will he cadge off Chalkie ?

Some give, some take.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-1st-february-2022-26077554

That’s good for 2 beers. Oh well better than nothing.

Love Jack’s expression in the second panel!!

Beer tokens? You speak of beer tokens? And where might we find the person with these … beer tokens?

Hopefully, Chalkie will keep it all to himself.

Granny always said that “tokens” were symbols of bad luck. Like black cat passing in front of you or spilling salt, breaking a mirror, breaking a chain letter, number 13, betting on Andy’s horse. Good thing Andy slammed door on that PEST. Free beer indeed.

Jumping to conclusions again, Andy?

Now, that is funny.

ka-oops

Hoisted on his petard …

Andy: “I can’t reach my ars from here, could you kick it for me, and don’t hold back.”

Miss your chance, Andy.

I don’t donate whole blood. I donate blood platelets that are filtered out, and then the blood is pumped back in. Thank you HemaCare.

Brutus Thornapple has competition for the born loser title.

Funny toon, with none of the BS!

Permission to kick yourself very hard is granted, Andy!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I went to buy some deodorant today and I was pleased to see that my favourite kind (Dove Apple & White Tea) was on offer at another shop. It was £1.90 and reduced from £4.19! I usually go to a big supermarket for my deodorants but they’ve never had the Apple & White Tea for a long time. So I had to get other flavours, I’m glad I checked around online though.

This is where I bought it. Long link incoming!

https://www.superdrug.com/Toiletries/Deodorants/Women%27s-Deodorant/Womens-Aerosol-Deodorants/Dove-Apple-%26-White-Tea-Glow-Antiperspirant-250ml/p/777112

My next blood donation is 12th April, I can’t wait to donate again. I received an email today saying that DKMS have not received my swabs yet and I posted them off on 25th Jan. I wonder what happened. Anyway I’m going to wait for a bit longer and if they still haven’t received them, I’ll request another kit.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

Oops, talk about a lost opportunity!

Whoops.