Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 11, 2022

obviously

Priorities

could you at least give the ball back Andy?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , it was stupid of Sid to boot the ball into the pub , now our HERO Mr Andrew Capp won’t be seen again in the field will he? :o) my avatar is spoof about a Jellyfish surviving for millions of years in spite of not having a single brain cell ,which is good news for some people I know :o), how was your day? ours should be hectic Connie is going with Silvana to the hairdresser and leaving me to fend for my own, wish me luck, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

aaand good luck on seeing him again

And then, the pub owner booted him right back on the field!!

“I scored five….. pints that is.”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-11th-may-2022-26872653

Look in the nearest canal.

And they’re not going to see him ,either.

Hope you have another ball.

No surprise.

Looks like the game will have to be postponed for a while.

Don’t send anyone to get him, you’ll just end up forfeiting the game for lack of players.

Andy’ having a ball in the pub’s beer garden.