Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 05, 2022

That can be solved by buying him a beer.

yes, Eldo, another purple-suited character

(what would Andy like to talk about instead of technology?)

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp hating being drinking is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? our Finally Friday should be quite peacefull no shopping to do or erands to run just keep inside the house hydrated because it’s hot outside keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

But buy me a drink or two, and I’ll pretend to listen

I like Andy, phone has it’s purpose. To take and receive calls!

… and a brawl later that night

Nothing wishy washy here. Straight to the point. Then he grabbed the phone and stuck it in his pint of bitter. Whoa lad. Let’s not rush off. Ask what his phone says about the weather. Then ask him to step outside to confirm it’s accurate and while he’s off, tell Jack, “He’s ordered us another round mate, while he sees a man about a horse”.

Did you pay for that drink?

Andy, the quietest of bar customers… lol

Shabbat shalom, rjm and Eldo.

I bet that Andy has a dumb phone.

Wait. Did the hipster with the road kill haircut accidentally walk into the Rose and Crown or did Andy mistakenly walk into a Starbucks? So confusing.

Andy’s language must have been moderated by the goNanny virus. I doubt that he said “heck.”

I agree with Andy…

Andy is loosing his touch. He just finished off a pint and then goes off on his next mark.

Looks like Andy had already finished his pint.

Well, young feller! Andy wanted to make sure you got the local news!!

Andy doesn’t give a hoot about cell phones, he knows they would never survive his frequent canal dips.

This guy is boasting about having a smartphone? In 2022? There literally are homeless people with smartphones.

Were I Andy, and was confronted by such a boor, I’d politely ask to see his phone, look it over admiringly, and then ask, " Is it waterproof? " as I dropped the d@mned thing in his beer!

I agree with Andy, especially since he’s not a techie. He’s in the pub chillin’, having a nice ale. Who wants to hear all that and who cares?? That guy with the new phone, if that’s what burst his bubble then good for him!

However, should you wish to buy me a pint…… :>)

With you on this Andy. Purple is GOOD!

you owe Andy a pint

Thanks for the update.

Next headline: Tedious man gets thrown through pub window.

For once I agree with Andy