Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 31, 2023

First things first

I stand humble in front of Mr Purple Coat’s concerns, and innocent thoughts.

the shocking thing is Andy and Nosher in a crump cloud while there is still beer in his glass!

I wonder whose ale is about to fall off the table.

I remember that someone once commented “I like a good BIFF!” This time, we have a good CLUMP! instead. I think CLUMP! is a more realistic sound effect for a fight cloud than BIFF! as I can’t imagine a punch sounding like BIFF!

If they cost an arm and a leg, well, they do have arms and legs…

That ale that’s falling off the table must be Nosher’s…. No way Andy would ever allow his ale to fall. Come to think on it, I doubt he’d allow anyone’s to fall… There’s always a chance he wins the skuffle and claims his reward. FREE ELDO NOW!!!

Priorities.

If you think he cares about patrons’ well-being, you don’t know Jack.

Tables and chairs….naturally!

Well, if they hurt themselves, they won’t spend money for a while.

Andy’s already suffered a huge injury! That PINT is falling to the floor!

He might have better results if he said “Hey, you’re spilling your beer”.

Good Morning Cappers!

For those of you who haven’t realized it yet, another of our long-time, regular contributors, rjm, has also been exiled along with Eldo, Eldo in the Future, and a myriad of others who have been forced off of this site over the years.

I have been a reader and sometime commentator here for over 15 years and have often been appalled at the seemingly petty and arbitrary censorship by GaotKomix Overlords & Arbitors of Good Taste. They managed to take what used to be a daily must-read and a joy to participate with others into irritation and sadness.

For my friends in exile, I want you to know that I’ve done everything possible to express my displeasure at your being banned and have often requested your reinstatement – which, of course, as you know, has fallen on deaf ears. I will shortly be posting a new, safe & secure (encrypted) email address for myself that you can contact me on. I will no longer be answering any emails sent to my old one after I post it – actually I resurrected this one since it hasn’t been used for years.

While I may continue to comment on other sites, and will still keep reading Andy and the Comment section, I doubt I will be contributing much more until my friends are restored to their rightful place and witty and valued commentators. I’m turning 79 this year and life is too d@mn short to have to put up with GaotKomix’s continual bollocks!

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That’s all I would be concerned about as well to be fair. Haha.

xxx

I could see that punchline coming through a much thicker fight cloud then THIS one. I suppose without Eldo I’ll have to look up my own classics……….

C’mon get the bat out…

Give it up Andy, Nosher is not about to buy you another drink.

Spilling Beer also. That’s even a worse problem.

You’re all heart, Jack.

@rjm

Really sad that you and Eldo and others are in limbo.

The gaffer was re-instated so maybe there’s a chance.

I will have a pint of best bitter ready to drink to that!