Angry Little Girls by Lela Lee for August 04, 2014

If it don’t stink and it ain’t ugly, don’t flush it.

I need to print up a few of these for strategic placement! :-D

Of course, you could always go out back, way out back, and dig a hole and then, put the toilet paper in the trash.

I’ll never follow this advice. Three boys in the family who never flushed taught me that urine cakes up on the porcelain making the toilet totally gross and requiring a replacement toilet after a few years. And I don’t want to have yellow splashing up my backside when I try to deposit some brown.

or, don’t live in city made in a desert that requires depleting an aquifer or lake faster than it can ever be refilled

oh crap will be right back

If it’s yellow, you’re not drinking enough.

Yellow is mellow… for 5 minutes….