If she just goes ahead and shows them they don’t need a search warrent. The cops just write, “Auntie voluntered to allow us to search her handbag.” If she refuses they just take her down to the station and do it the hard way. Just like when you get a ticket. If the cop asks you, “How fast do you think you were going?” and you say 80 they just write on the ticket, “Dypak admitted to driving 80 in a 35 zone.” I’ve just done his job for him and he doesnt need to do a thing except show up in court.
If she just goes ahead and shows them they don’t need a search warrent. The cops just write, “Auntie voluntered to allow us to search her handbag.” If she refuses they just take her down to the station and do it the hard way. Just like when you get a ticket. If the cop asks you, “How fast do you think you were going?” and you say 80 they just write on the ticket, “Dypak admitted to driving 80 in a 35 zone.” I’ve just done his job for him and he doesnt need to do a thing except show up in court.
I’ve admitted doing 80 in a 60 zone and the p.o. said he clocked me at 72 (I had hit the brakes when I saw him) and got off with just a warning p.o. saying that the reason why I got just the warning was that I was honest.
margueritem over 15 years ago
“Can the syrup, Auntie!” I never heard that particular expression before. I love the way these guys write.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“Why certainly, you of course have a search warrant. Oh, I would like to call my lawyer first”.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
If she just goes ahead and shows them they don’t need a search warrent. The cops just write, “Auntie voluntered to allow us to search her handbag.” If she refuses they just take her down to the station and do it the hard way. Just like when you get a ticket. If the cop asks you, “How fast do you think you were going?” and you say 80 they just write on the ticket, “Dypak admitted to driving 80 in a 35 zone.” I’ve just done his job for him and he doesnt need to do a thing except show up in court.
sandystrainer over 15 years ago
this is where Sandy’s trainer should bring a big shot Warbucks lawyer to represent the sweet old lady.
Julicans over 15 years ago
Dypak says:
If she just goes ahead and shows them they don’t need a search warrent. The cops just write, “Auntie voluntered to allow us to search her handbag.” If she refuses they just take her down to the station and do it the hard way. Just like when you get a ticket. If the cop asks you, “How fast do you think you were going?” and you say 80 they just write on the ticket, “Dypak admitted to driving 80 in a 35 zone.” I’ve just done his job for him and he doesnt need to do a thing except show up in court.
I’ve admitted doing 80 in a 60 zone and the p.o. said he clocked me at 72 (I had hit the brakes when I saw him) and got off with just a warning p.o. saying that the reason why I got just the warning was that I was honest.
davidf42 over 6 years ago
Morning, Anniephans!