Half her money down the drain
Sounds somewhat like her brain
An exciting new venture is being offered
Bet it won’t be scholarship to go to Oxford
So she heads on “Down Mexico Way”
To sing her songs and earn her pay
And into Daddy’s old stomping ground
Hilarity it seems will soon abound
But wait, all may not be so funny
Because of the way she got the money
We must remember the private dick
That will investigate her latest trick
Where she fooled a dying man
Acting in his nieces odious plan.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Good Lord……..giving Connie 15K was like putting a machine gun in the hands of a monkey!!!
GM Marg, VB, et al…….:-))
margueritem over 14 years ago
Happy, happy, Leaky. I have a bad feeling about that job in Mexico….
ARF2 over 14 years ago
Look out, Oliver Warbucks: Connie Gale is getting a job that will keep her in town. Now you will be fending her off, 24/7!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
How could she spend over 7K in one night??
My rooms at the casino are way better than that, and they’re free.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
That Manager just sent Connie an April Fools message!
jmcenanly over 14 years ago
I don’t think Mexico is a safe place to be a night club singer right about now.
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
Half her money down the drain Sounds somewhat like her brain An exciting new venture is being offered Bet it won’t be scholarship to go to Oxford So she heads on “Down Mexico Way” To sing her songs and earn her pay And into Daddy’s old stomping ground Hilarity it seems will soon abound But wait, all may not be so funny Because of the way she got the money We must remember the private dick That will investigate her latest trick Where she fooled a dying man Acting in his nieces odious plan.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
WW, often imitated but never duplicated.
You’re the master!!
nelson-muntz over 14 years ago
Ha ha
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@wndwrthg: It’s a been a while since I’ve read one of your poems. I haven’t read them since I stopped reading Dick Tracy!
fuscoed2100 over 14 years ago
Methinks it’s time for an intervention. Hope Daddy W. has Dr. Phil on speed dial!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
wndrwrthg, they keep getting better! Enjoyable for all… keep up the good work!
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
Thank you, leakysqueaky, Josh 1360 and VistaBill.
davidf42 over 5 years ago
Morning, Anniephans!