Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Arlo: Oh, man! How could he drop that pass!?
Arlo: Can't anybody on this team tackle!?
Janis: Why are all the cheerleaders so flat-chested?
Janis: Oh, and your questions are better than mine?
Think Janis’s question is one a guy is more likely to ask. If they are flat-chested, they are not “sex objects” – they can just be young girls who are cheer leaders.
As a busty lady myself, I can tell you EXACTLY why they’re flat-chested: ouch. Having a small airway is not the only reason I don’t run, let’s put it that way.
stlmaddog5 about 10 years ago
The cheerleaders are guys in drag. It is the San Francisco squad, after all.
localhost about 10 years ago
ROFL!
Logicman about 10 years ago
Indeed Janis’s question is BETTER than Arlo’s!
GR6 about 10 years ago
If the cheerleaders are flat-chested, they must be watching a Junior PeeWee Football League game.
jbmlaw01 about 10 years ago
Think Janis’s question is one a guy is more likely to ask. If they are flat-chested, they are not “sex objects” – they can just be young girls who are cheer leaders.
doublepaw about 10 years ago
A lot of college cheer leaders are flat chested, short, and weigh less than 100 pounds so the guys can lift them in the air.
Arianne about 10 years ago
I thought Janis was just being ironic? But then, I guess, so are some of the comments. Then again, I’m picturing a pro game, not college.
Matthew Davis about 10 years ago
I’m with Arianne. The cheerleaders are bustier than Janis, but then again, that guy can tackle a lot better than Arlo.
Doctor_McCoy about 10 years ago
The doctor says female athletes are flat chested because the physical activity (not THAT kind of activity) changes the female hormone balance.
Mopman about 10 years ago
Was her question meant to be ridiculous, like his? As in they really are not flat at all?
nosirrom about 10 years ago
Flat-chested cheerleaders should be in woodshop. Then they would be a carpenter’s dream.
Mopman about 10 years ago
I’m sure they are, but silicone is much more realistic looking.
Retired Dude about 10 years ago
Every now and then a cheerleader gets flattened by a player. Is that what we’re talking about here?
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
Don’t be fooled by all the pink, Janis. Those are the players… :-)
pepnkids about 10 years ago
I agree. it must be the 49ers.
stonehenge1951 about 10 years ago
Jimmy Johnson attended Auburn so there is a stronger possibility that the games involve them.
gregemby about 10 years ago
probably watching the Packers as they don’t have a professional cheerleading squad -they utilize a local high school’s squad.
K M about 10 years ago
Interesting that it’s Janis who comments on how flat-chested the cheerleaders are. I wouldn’t think she’d be interested in the least.
ARLOS DAD about 10 years ago
Yeah, I’d guess the Packers too…..
Luxurylife about 10 years ago
Let’s see who got flattened a couple weeks ago yep OSU thanks to Virginia Tech and the Browns tromped by the Jaguars lol
Varnes about 10 years ago
Go Packers!
Michael Arnold almost 10 years ago
Surprised Arlo didn’t notice that!!
Niki1983 almost 10 years ago
As a busty lady myself, I can tell you EXACTLY why they’re flat-chested: ouch. Having a small airway is not the only reason I don’t run, let’s put it that way.