Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 08, 2015

..A gofer…..

x_Tech…. yup. That’s the ticket!

I think the bigger question is, Why do they have a bathtub in the hall?

I think the word you’re looking for, Arlo, is ‘plumber.’

I’d rather be a helper…..

I would rather call a plumber. Husbands who work full-time should not have to do tasks on the weekends. Those plumbing projects always take 4x as long as you think they would be. There goes his day off!

also plumber’s helper is the other name for the plunger.

Home plumbing rule of thumb = 4X longer than you thought and minimum 3 trips to the hardware store

Vice-president in charge of acquisition and holding.

She got a promotion..

Okay. First, we take our shirts off, in case it sprays.

(You know as well as I do that it’s the way his mind works.)

Call a plumber and have it done right the first time. If you need assistance for a one-man job, you are doing the wrong job.

She is your boss Arlo, just do as you are told!

“A partner.”“I thought you wanted to work on the faucet.”

Good going, Jimmy!

A “Team member!”

Josephine the plumber.

I’ll be glad to stupidvise; that involves a chair and an adult beverage.

No matter what you call it, it’s a crummy job, lol.

Call a plumber! Nothing worse than hearing your husband yell “Damn it!” when he’s working on your only bathroom.