Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 12, 2016

He’d probably say, “Who are you, and what have you done with my wife?” :-)

He’d book you an appt with an optometrist!

How would you feel if I never found anything wrong with you?

Content.

Depending upon the people truth is valued over lies.

Now that’s a red pill if I ever saw one.

I dislike Janis more and more the longer I read this comic.

Yeah, like THAT is ever gonna happen.

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Janis, there is a difference between the outer impression and character…Arlo sees your character, Look, he thinks you’re beautiful even when you come out of the public restroom with twenty feet of toilet paper dragging behind you…..

As if.

When women stop trying to improve us it means they don’t care, our job is not to get in the way. Win – win.

Impeccable female logic. As the ol’ saying goes, “Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ’em, just NEVER try to understand ’em!”

Never gonna happen.

I wouldn’t know what to do.

LMAO……don’t go for it Arlo…….she is trying to bait you……

Give Credit to JJ’s skill…I too dislike Janis, and it’s to his credit that he can evoke such dislike.

I thought it was a wife’s job to keep the husband fully informed about how he has failed to meet her expectations.

Most men have a higher opinion of themselves than they should. They seem to think they are perfect because that is what their mom told them for twenty years.