Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 14, 2019

You never wear them very long anyway…

Why bother, sleeping in your skin fits every time.

Works better than bread crumbs!

That’ll tangle your mind!

Happy Valentine’s Day, Arlo!

Goodness gracious! Janis still got game!

Be still my beating heart! (Ba-thump, ba-thump?)

Follow the trail, Arlo, follow the trail.

“Welcome to my parlor,” said the spider to the fly.

“Do not go gentle into that good night … Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” Congratulations today to all who, like Arlo and Janis, still have much life to live.

Never needed them in the first place… dormir totalement nu(e) would make Arlo very happy

It would be funny if she left the house and there’s nothing at the end of that trail.

Happy trails for you,

Until we meet in bed.

Happy trails for you,

.Keep wishing for some …..

Arlo, better take some VIAGRA, it’s going to be a long night.

Whoopi lite time

Problem, when Arlo walks into the bedroom all he will see is Ludi curled up on the bed sleeping.

Keep walking, Arlo, or you’ll never find out what’s at the end of this one…… 8^)

Here is what gets me about this particular strip. It seems that, like my own wife, Janis feels that she is not attractive enough, young enough, fit enough, etc., to wear lingerie. Arlo, like myself, has a much different opinion. If only our wives could see themselves as we see them…

The closer he gets, the ‘harder’ it’s going to be…to walk.

Follow the negligee road

For our 44th anniversary I gave my wife a long Tee shirt that has ‘This Is my sexy nightie’ on it. It is now her fav sleepwear.

I have a drawer full of negligees too. Don’t know what to do with them. I have no husband anymore, nor a special someone who might like to take them off me. Don’t think I can give them to Goodwill and don’t want to just throw them out. If I could make something out of them, I would, but don’t know what. Any suggestions?

“Woof Woof! Woof Woof Woof”

“By Jove, I think he’s got the scent!”

But they’re still useful.

Oh, to be that lucky!

Perfect!!

didn’t know women got horny anymore!

I’ve never seen that at my house!

Oo La La!!

WHATAWOMAN!

He’s on her trail!

Shades of the final scene of “How to Murder Your Wife”. (Good movie, but the spoiler is that the wife wins in the end.)

Just love JJ’s rendition of the wide eyed look of amazement and anticipation, all that’s missing is the drool. Been there, done that!

If I saw that trail at my house I’d just assume the cubs were playing in my wife’s dainties drawer – again.

Reminds me of the Dr Seuss story the 500 hats of Barthalomew Cubbins where a new hat appears on his head whenever he takes it off and the king thinks he’s being disrespected and decides to execute Barthalomew unless he takes off his hat.

in panel 3 arlos looks like a starving man, janis needs to change her menu to give him what he needs.

Awww sookie sookie now!

Keep going Arlo, it’s a trap – hopefully…

I remember that one! Oh yea! We did that with this one! OMG! This one is still here! I need to get a bottle of wine!

Luring the quarry requires a careful selection and presentation of the bait! You have chosen well Grasshopp-ette!

Never wore a negligee. Lately I have had started to wear old ripped tee shirts and jeans to sleep in – even a sweatshirt with a stain if needed – as I suddenly am freezing 98% of the time – temperature has to be in the 90Fs for me to feel “not cold” (not warm, just not cold) and when it gets that hot, the ac is on and I am, yes, cold.

After reading some of the comments I wonder if some folks just skim past the artwork. If you just read the text and then glance at the artwork it could be the negative outlook many put forth, however if one would LOOk and SEE the artwork, it tells the story!This is like watching a movie at home while playing with your phone and believing you have “watched“ the movie.