Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 18, 2021

Hey, I’m what’s left! Take a chance on me?

♫ ‘Cause I ain’t got nobody…nobody, nobody! And I’m so sad and looo-nly, and nobody cares for me! ♫

Left, right, she’s apolitical!

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

But men will always stay left. For they’re never right.

Then hog tie him and imprint your brand on his behind with a red hot branding iron.

If you have to change the person you’re with that means you didn’t really like them in the first place.

100% success rate on that, Aunty?

Normally it’s not Mr left, it’s Mr wrong

We’re all that’s left.

Wonder how many ladies will take that worldly advice?! Yes, you’re right… :D

She just wants you to take what’s left.

Please take whoever you like and if you don’t like him/her, just leave them alone.

The real problems begin when she discovers that he is Mr Two Left Feet.