Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 04, 2021

And don’t let on when they’re sour.

When life gives you grapes, make wine….

And pray they’re Meyer lemons.

And whatever you do, DON’T let them call for aid.

i wish that life would give me lemons. i like lemons…

Wow…Aunty displaying her softer side with that affirmation at the end!

I don’t believe in superstars, Organic food and foreign cars. I don’t believe the price of gold. The certainty of growing old. That right is right and left is wrong. That north and south can’t get along. That east is east and west is west. And being first is always best.

But I believe in love. I believe in babies. I believe in mom and dad. And I believe in you.

Sung by Don Williams

Aunty is a Goonie???

Have a great Labor Day weekend my friends.

That would explain her sour disposition.

My oldest son took a bite out of an onion once, like it was an apple. Didn’t make a face, or anything, but I don’t think he ever did it again.

My sister used to do that. No Lemon was safe around her.

One of her Kids would also ignore her Dinner and eat whole Lemons instead, if given the chance.

I appreciate the positive message, Aunty, but my tastes don’t run to eating whole lemons. I think I’ll stick with the more constructive solution of making lemonade.