so shaving a dog’s butt and teaching it to walk backwards is out of the question??
“Mr. Churchill, if I was your wife, I’d poison your tea.” – Lady Astor.
He means, “You’re so ugly that people die when they look at you.”
Peter’s face can get him killed by Curls if he does’t leave.
An old joke. Sometimes old jokes don’t translate well in modern times.
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Sisu60 over 5 years ago
so shaving a dog’s butt and teaching it to walk backwards is out of the question??
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
“Mr. Churchill, if I was your wife, I’d poison your tea.” – Lady Astor.
“Madame, if I was your husband, I’d drink it.” – Winston Churchill.jholly4 over 5 years ago
He means, “You’re so ugly that people die when they look at you.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Peter’s face can get him killed by Curls if he does’t leave.
Printer over 5 years ago
An old joke. Sometimes old jokes don’t translate well in modern times.