Donald knows he has to do something to increase his mental abilities, or continue to suffer humiliation at home. His wife constantly beats him at Scrabble & Jeopardy in front of guests, flaunts how she can complete the NY Times Crossword in INK before breakfast, and offers HIM unnecessary explanations of how to operate everyday items in their home…”Can you start the coffee maker, Dear? Just press the button that says,”ON”… same thing…every…blessed…MORNING!
Ah told Donaold he had ta praktis his yogi coma suture on his back porch…. it scares teh occasional passers buy… not gud fer property values, rite SteL????++++++++++++Happy New years everone..>!!!!Ahm back buttonly fer tuday… on teh rode fur some yak marketing for teh TIKI….!!!
I hope I sleep tonight. Sounds like the neighbours got a new TV for Christmas, with surround sound. They are watching a horror movie with lots of screaming. Ugh!
brucemily almost 11 years ago
looks to me like he used hairspray instead of deodorant again. ill bet he will buy the roll on type next time.
Brisbanekid almost 11 years ago
Maybe if he pushes hard enough, a ‘thought’ might occur!
Twinkly lights almost 11 years ago
Donald knows he has to do something to increase his mental abilities, or continue to suffer humiliation at home. His wife constantly beats him at Scrabble & Jeopardy in front of guests, flaunts how she can complete the NY Times Crossword in INK before breakfast, and offers HIM unnecessary explanations of how to operate everyday items in their home…”Can you start the coffee maker, Dear? Just press the button that says,”ON”… same thing…every…blessed…MORNING!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Donald looks like he got a cramp.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Perhaps the exercises will help stretch his brain, so, like Alice, he can practice believing six impossible things before breakfast.
That really helps, if you live on Ballard Street.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Sorry I didn’t get here last night to wish you all a very
I stayed home…. and had a lovely time.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Donald sez:
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Got distracted and forgot to say … thanks, Bev, for saving me some ham and greens.
I had some hot greens, and made myself a nice little ham sandwich. (Sorry, Ed.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Twinkly lights…. er… what?
SwimsWithSharks almost 11 years ago
Laugh at him now, but you’ll be impressed when the Pentagon wants to use his brain waves to knock enemy satellites out of orbit.
pcolli almost 11 years ago
I think he’s trying to “vogue”.
pcolli almost 11 years ago
Unfortunately placed magnifying glass.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good morning Dry
StelBel almost 11 years ago
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“There! That should keep it in there for another day!”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 11 years ago
Ah told Donaold he had ta praktis his yogi coma suture on his back porch…. it scares teh occasional passers buy… not gud fer property values, rite SteL????++++++++++++Happy New years everone..>!!!!Ahm back buttonly fer tuday… on teh rode fur some yak marketing for teh TIKI….!!!
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
AT LEAST he is on the back porch.Doing it on the front porch is illegal in many states.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Ommm…(pretzels)Ommm…(pretzels)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Pretzel Logic
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Hi DAZZ! I like your new avatar.
Puzzles are fun to do or figure out.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Twinkly lights almost 11 years ago
Since I stayed up unreasonably late last night (for me, anyway), I think I’ll try for an early bedtime tonight….G’night All!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good night Dry
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m toast…
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good Night BEV. Ships passing in the night.
I hope I sleep tonight. Sounds like the neighbours got a new TV for Christmas, with surround sound. They are watching a horror movie with lots of screaming. Ugh!
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Or is that “Augh?”
Tigressy 10 months ago
Snow surf’s up, Dude!
https://cleoandcompany.Net/january-2-2024/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 10 months ago
Good afternoon Balladeers and Tigressy!