Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 24, 2016

Palmer (appropriately named) needs to hone his basketball skills.

Palmer’s main problem is that he has an uncanny resemblance to Nixon.

And Nixon threw like a little girl. (now don’t start with me)

Palmer’s ideas are tearable.

Palmer…. if you have a bad idea, why write it down?

It’s not the fault of that poor innocent sheet of paper you so cruelly punish!

Come on down to the Tiki…where we celebrate bad ideas.Why, the Monkey has at least one every day before breakfast…and we love them all.

You can have a banana daiquiri and a big piece of the blueberry pie I just baked…now if that’s not a bad idea worth celebrating…I don’t know what is.

If you need to de-bone those bananas this device may help…The Wunder Boner

BTW… Monkey, Stel, Linguist… I replied to you late on yesterday’s forum.

X … um..mercy me…can you show that thing on Ballard Street?

Palmer appears to be on somewhat of a streak.

Bad ideas, bad habits. We all had them.

Re the pic of Marlon Brando – sad when you compare the “before and after”. His life ended up being quite messy.

well ya’ll skyuse me fer implyin wun nanner is bbettern an udder… bone in oar boneowt… ahm justa eakle opputoonaty nanner coRny sewer….

(oh, an an udder think, nanner peppers ar not gud fur munkys… thay mayke me eat to mutch ass iscream…. an 12 hores layter munkys thinkin… COME OWN ISCREAM!!!)

Palmer pretty much squashes his bad ideas…..and there seems to be so many. x_Tech – Your ‘wunder boner’ sure made for some interesting conversation here. Good to know about it because you can choke on banana bonesHappy – what great origami bunnies!

Pouting Palmer punishes pathetic Pastis-precipitated pun…

I like bananas song

Why Mrs. Beviek!

I had no idea you weren’t already…. um…. satisfied… with what you already have at home… uh..knowhutImean?

But if you’re not happy with whatever you buy for the purpose…oh my stars and garters…._ how dare you ask the Monkey to do something about it!!

He’s not that kind of a monkey!(I mean, not with everybody… I mean…. not that you’re just anybody, but…. um…I… er…. never mind… )

Bev, I would sing it this way:Ring ring ring ring ring-banana daq!