Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 10, 2020

Don’t you hate that “Told you so”?

Well, it is pretty rare for a truck to come take a dump on you.

Mildred was always kinda slow on the uptake…

But he never listens.

“Got it alright! – What next?”

Ohhh….

The way I heard it was that Alice told me that Violet said that Carol came to the coffee shop and told everybody what Francine told her….

which was that Mildred had said something about a whole lot of dirt on Todd…

and how she saw him get dumped.

And here I thought it was all just gossip.

Eh? What’d ya say…..

why must you always be piling on?

Good thing there’s no steam lines coming off of that.

Todd forgot to put on his hearing aid.

Here you are, walking along minding your own business, and life just comes along and dumps on you.

Slow……reaction…….time……..

And all because Todd told Scooter to stop taking dumps in his yard…

You are all too funny, today!

Sitting on the grass.. was not.. the pause that refreshes

Who ordered all this manure? Marty McFly?

“Eh …….. little help?”

Biff – the latter years.

He who walks inches from the pavement is destined to die by the cubic Yard!! :>)

Could you repeat that? I seem to be under a pile of something, you sound far away…