Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 14, 2020

That could explain his mohawk haircut.

Mitchell suddenly awoke from a dream in an as yet undetermined language,

I’d be thinking about calling 9-1-1.

On the chems a few years too long, weren’t you Mitchell?

Mitchell i believe is a little short on mental facilities as well.

Mitchell has apparently learned the language of Covfefe.

Not to mention his faculties.

Poor Mitchell… that run in with Mrs Veblefester over her cat and the rose bushes left him sorta….stove in brain wise.

Either that or he bought a bad batch.

This one seems sad to me.

He’s about three levels above “Covfefe”.

I hope it’s only a mild case of Tourette, held in check pretty well.

He never learned any of those bad swear words.

What has he been dipping that toothpick in?

Nah.. he is watching a documentary on Iceland and trying to repeat some of the names.

He’s just recalling an old girlfriend… fondly… ☺

Maybe reciting his favorite pieces of IKEA furniture…

I’d say her powers of observation about match his powers of conversation.

Looks/behaves EXACTLY like my last boyfriend