Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 23, 2020

I, like Rusty, don’t see why not.

It just leads to having to find a fire hydrant.

I don’t know if that’s really Rusty or some bitch Malcolm’s trying to educate.

That and the collar are a good start, but else he got the concept all wrong.

If you order a burger and a drink but not a combo, you just KNOW what they’re going to ask.

Can ya help me here, I’m choking it down….

And what if you’re not thirsty?

Poor suffering dog!

…and what’s more…if you’re driving, always keep the burger in your left hand…

Preachin’ to the choir here, Roscoe. Preachin’ to the choir.

“Turd” doesn’t mind.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. Now gimme my half…”

Mans best friend just takes it all in without complaining.

Sweetheart always gets a cheeseburger (no vegetables or condiments) when i get one.

A good human would provide water and a bowl while traveling. They would also share or order a burger for said pooch.