Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 20, 2021

No, unless your heavy chores are handled at the living room table, and I doubt the wife would like that.

I know where Barrett’s coming from. It depends on several variables; season, type of gloves, outdoor temp, reason for wearing them, proximity to the door. These are some tough decisions but I have full confidence in Barrett’s judgment.

Aaaah, Barrett. Is there something that could more efficiently go in that location? That’s the question that leaves you on the horns of a dilemma.

OT

The most efficient place for his gloves is the glove compartment…..I’m sorry, its late and….

An efficiency expert would say no.

It’s not very efficient to be spending so much time wondering about your efficiency.

Barrett may ponder glove positioning the better part of a day.

Hang them over that ugly picture on the wall…

Is there a joke buried somewhere in this one?

Barrett forgets how his mommy did it for him. Attached to a string and threaded through his jackets sleeves.

Oh, just put them on and go to the Dentist appointment, already! ㋡

A mismatched pair of gardening gloves has been sitting on my table for over a week. Fortunately they are in my man cave otherwise the LilG would have put them on the edge of the table in a delicate balance between remaining on the counter or falling to the floor in her none to subtle way of telling me to put them in their proper place.

Am I the only one who keeps a pair in the “glove compartment” of my car?

Well, Barrett, that depends on where you keep your coat and boots, and where the front door is. Now, if I were you, I’d…