Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 24, 2021

Life, unfortunately, is very critical of Garrett.

Garrett is a pair of shorts short of a full outfit. The clown shoes are a nice touch tho…

Garret has to practice walking in his new clown shoes. Like all Ballardian feet and footwear, they extend rearward in a way not typical of non-Ballardian feet. This makes the learning extremely difficult.

I’ll have what Garrett’s having.

What drugs is he on?

I am sooo looking forward to retirement.

Garrett, proved he was still able to touch his toes.

“Less”? Less than what ? Than he used to be ? Than other people are ? Than is healthy ?

Garrett should feel content if the theory about big feet is correct?

Yakking with his kayaks…

Garrett seems happy, let’s leave him alone.

Well, once he got out of those restrictive pants and tight fitting tops he was much more ebullient!

Au Contraire.. Garrett is placing his steps exactly in the direction he wants to go. That man has a mission.. and is well on his way, at least as far as the sidewalk.

…and reality.

Those shoe-stretching exercises are coming along nicely. :)

Oh….that’s so sweet.

Life is what you make it. Then, you die. Forever. So, hurry up.

Every neighborhood should have one! :)

Life has pretty much the same opinion of Garrett; that he’s less critical.

I plan to be that guy at the end of the block after i retire.

Which one is Garret?