Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 29, 2021

Leon is afraid it could be him, so he’s hiding out in Mortimer’s office.

And somebody else knows all about it.

Gerald there is a might disgruntled. The help wanted add he answered asked for someone versed in ancient history. He was a professor down to the Community College before that little problem with Fifi LaBoom.

Time to slip the ‘Spank Protector Board’ in your britches!

There must be some sort of ceremony attached to this, by the look of it.

Did he get a bootie call?

And a fine boot it is.. Gonna make someone real happy to get a trophy like that.

By golly, that is a boot!

Keep hiding and when he passes run like hell!

Where are the other 39 (plus) thousand headmen?

Uhoh

Getting fired the old fashioned way!

Missed getting the ax…..by a toe’s length.

When he boots you, you stay booted…

That clenched fist says he means business!!!!!!!! :)

Pink slips are for wussies.

The fellow behind the door looks like Count Dracula in a business suit. They’ll need a stake for him. Not a stake in the business. In him.