Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 06, 2022

And Margret is an expert at stomping on them.

Roy has been aspiring to come out of the closet for some time now. Boy is Margret gonna be surprised.

Is the scarf in the doorjamb a clue? What does it mean? What room is Roy in? If it’s the WC, perhaps by “aspirations” she means goals, outcomes to be desired (pun intended).

Um.. Margret.. your fist is clenched!

As a teen, I had my best aspirations in a closet. With 7 kids in the family it was hard to find a private place.

“I didn’t say ‘aspirations’, I said ‘reparations’, Scooter got into Mrs. Higglepooder’s garden again…”

Roy tried to immolation his hero Roy Rogers but wearing a scarf made him look like Harpo Marx!

It looks like one of his disappointed aspirations was locking himself in without trapping the long neck scarf in the door.

Reminds me of an unintentionally hilarious scene from “Reefer Madness” (1936), a “propaganda” film that tried to convince people you could get so stoned you might accidentally strangle yourself with the phone cord.

So Roy now has aspirations of becoming a Rabbi? (It’s the scarf.)

Get that dress from Target?

Small Closet confessional. Low indistinct mumbling… My father can play dominoes better than your father

Roy is aspiring to get rid of her.