Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 13, 2022

i really wanna ask questions here but my logic says “don’t”

Quick! call the EMTs, Leon’s off his medications and on the loose…again.

The torc on that mower will twist his head off.

Patent pending the coroner’s report.

Hey, he has his safety glasses to protect his eyes, and his cardboard inserts to protect his legs…What more does he need?

I swear. It’s turning into "Looney Tuesday " Leon is testing his latest " gadget " and over on Cavern Corner St. Zelda is using a ferret to mow her lawn. ( the ferret looks annoyed) . Meanwhile Calvin is flying low again…DUCK!

Forerunner of Segway.

Segway; Not made any more!

“Interesting” will not be the word to describe his neck pains.

JVA: Master of Understatement

He’s gonna need Gladys to put her foot on the side of his head and pull that starter cord

spoiler alert: he falls

If anything, he’ll tobble over from the head gear

And now something completely different

Keeping that pulley belt at the proper tension is a real pain in the neck.

Certainly the recovery process will be interesting.

He is smart. It looks like he is buckling up.

Hey Leon’s a true motor head.

True representation of a motorhead.

Too bad they don’t make bicycle helmets with nose guards – at least in his case

OMG, what have we here now? Get ready to call 911.

It’s Tuesday… On Ballard Street. ☺

We have a guy who rides around on a motorized unicycle – no brakes and speeds up to 30 mph – controlled like a skateboard. How is this street legal?

Clever design that, while looking down that belt will slip and Leon’s gonna go slow.. head held high.. looking off in the distance will give maximum speed. I do have concerns though about starting.. perhaps training wheels.. or next to a fence.

Funny but stupid!