Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 03, 2022

His commute sucks

You can blame this on his mamma for dipping his binky in whiskey when he was teething.

i so wanna do this to many

It works for football players!

I figure that’s what people have under their masks, anyway.

It’s an improvement, he used to suck his thumb, but quit after that incident with old Mrs. Hasentrebor’s petunias. Tire treads are hard to wash off petals.

Ed sucks.

With that Vicadin-laced binky, Gary’s gonna have one smooth ride.

While visions of Sugar-Plum Fairies dance in his head (Sugar-Plum Fairies with big Plums…)

Maybe he should try a security blanket…

Don’t be letting your mind wander too far Gary.. start thinking about that last Christmas party and you may have trouble turning the steering wheel.

this guy cracks me up

This was part of the whole “MDA look” which was so silly it put me off any idea of using the drug.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.