Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 28, 2011
Transcript:
Delores: What the...? Delores: Excuse me, you sold me an incomplete paper... Guy: Ok, well let's have a look... Guy: Nope. This is the whole kit and caboodle. Delores: A front page, comics and obituaries?! That's it? Guy: Yeah... Ohh, Bob Walker died... I dated his sister for years.
frumdebang almost 13 years ago
Delores should consider herself lucky. She didn’t even get comics when she used to read the New York Times back in the big city.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Face it Delores, you’re lucky if there even exist enough stories to make a Page 2 in Barkeater. But the obits make interesting reading sometimes.
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
Welcome to small town USA.
YatInExile over 12 years ago
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. —Mark Twain