Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 27, 2011

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    pam Miner  almost 14 years ago

    it’s a sad but true thing. That some people are too poor to have a pet. If you plan to keep it healthy and well fed at least.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Mike and Pat are walking down the street, admiring all the dogs in their various shapes and sizes.

    “Pat, sure an’ I’m thinking of getting meslf a dog.”

    “A dog’s a foine thing, Mike. What sort of dog are ye thinking o’ getting?”

    “Well Pat, I’m thinking I moight get one o’ those Labrador Retriever dogs.”

    “A Labrador Retriever dog? Have ye gone DAFT, Mike?”

    “Why? What’s wrong with Labrador Retriever dogs?”

    “Faith, haven’t you noticed how many o’ their owners go BLIND?

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Beauty is in the nose of the beholder. We can’t know for sure, but I’d suspect that what the dog smells in this situation is similar to what we would smell, with two important differences: the dog smells it more intensely, and the dog likes it…

    (By the way, there’s no particular reason the joke I told above needs to have Irishmen, but that’s the way I heard it so that’s the way I tell it…)

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    Nyckname  over 7 years ago

    Definition of a dog’s life, places to pee and butts to sniff.

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