Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 24, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    In Yosemite and Sequoia, you can get a ticket for feeding the bears if you leave food in your car and the bears break in.

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    jazzmoose  over 11 years ago

    Funny…he seems smarter than the average bear.

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    Pithy (yeah, right)  over 11 years ago

    @MarkI think it was the daughter who dressed the bear (“the other thing”), but it does make him look like he ought to be able to talk (in a cartoon, at least).

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    Pithy (yeah, right)  over 11 years ago

    (I wouldn’t expect a real bear to talk, even if he were wearing a hat and tie.)

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    katzenbooks45  over 11 years ago

    Or people.

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    gregemby  over 11 years ago

    Come on Mr Ranger – It was just a Boo-Boo!

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    todyoung  over 11 years ago

    Where is his daughter? Hm. Yogi looks quite stuffed, doesn’t he. Hm.

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    Pithy (yeah, right)  over 11 years ago

    My grandmother had a neighbor in the Colorado mountains who told us about the “polite” bear that would come onto their deck, remove the hummingbird feeder from its hook, drink the contents, then place the feeder carefully on the deck. The one that broke into their garage to get at the birdseed was not so polite, though.

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    Pithy (yeah, right)  over 11 years ago

    @MarkDuh – I should have recognized that line.

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