Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 28, 2014

I wasn’t born, I was drawn this way.

Whatever happened to his ex-wife?

my mother was 37 when I was born . . . but she was 26 the entire time I was growing up. This is why I went into physics . . .

She needs to learn toon etiquette. Among toons it is perfectly polite to ask how old you are, but it is a considerable faux pas to ask what year you were born (or created).

Comic characters seldom age, as with the ageless Jack Benny, who was always just…

Thank you Lucy.

All she has to say to Cynthia is that she’s 21+.